Eyeliner Flower Princess

noworseforwear:

fozmeadows:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

fuck

a-spoon-is-born:

makeupbag:

http://makeupbag.tumblr.com/

life goals
when-it-rains-it-snows:

WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT ARROWS

when-it-rains-it-snows:

WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT ARROWS

whatpunkin:

maisiewilliams:

but why does sirius black have prison tattoos in the prisoner of azkaban movie? is there a strong prison culture in azkaban? did he find a non death eater or two to bond with? he literally has tattoos on each of his fingers what did he do over those 12 years do they have movie nights and crazy high jinx involving contraband what exactly happens in azkaban 

orange is the new sirius black

I have to get some sleep cus it’s nearly 2am but by the gods I will be back on this runaway AU train in the morning

isloremipsumafterall:

sweetlyfez:

Its the only conclusion really. Eventually the jaeger is rebuilt to be one of the rare three pilot systems. It works because Aramis has the best aim, Porthos works best in hand to hand combat, and Constance strategizes the best and uses the sword.

their fame and notoriety as the scourge of the Kaiju is only magnified by their reluctance to court the media, and of course, none of them will say a single word about their personal arrangements.

Porthos and Aramis were a couple before, of course - though people were good enough not to gossip about it outside the base - but Constance’s involvement stayed platonic for a good long while…

Not long after she drifted with Aramis though. The giggling got to Porthos and one night, he cornered them after dinner and demanded to know what was going on.

The chat went on long into the night and they all shared the bed, Constance comfortably nestled between her boys.

ARAMIS AND CONSTANCE TEAMING UP TO SEDUCE PORTHOS WHO’S ALL ‘I was down from this from the get go. okay’

They go to Treville the next day and he looks at Constance like ‘I expected better’ and she just shrugs and he sighs and orders the new parts to make the jaeger but THIS MEANS NO MORE USING THE SIDEWALK TO DO PUSH UPS IN THE JAEGER WHILE DRUNK YOU TWO. WHY IS THAT EVEN A THING.

Aramis and Porthos trying to convince Constance to use the jaeger to go through drive thrus or posing with the statue of liberty. Constance somehow still managing to keep secrets in her head to surprise the boys at night. Lazy weekdays of Constance sitting on Porthos’ back as he does pushups and Aramis sketching them.

Yeessss!! Aramis suggests it to her while Porthos is out one day and the next morning they get up early to make a great breakfast in bed (Porthos is very pliant when he’s well-fed). Aramis keeps making totally unsubtle innuendo and Porthos just grins at the two of them, says ‘so if I were to do this…’ to Aramis, then sweeps Constance up in his arms for a tender kiss.
Porthos can’t help but laugh at Aramis’s deep blush.

And then because I’m me I have to start thinking about the power dynamics. Aramis has never really been one to take the lead, but he finds it particularly easy to let Constance take charge over him. She herself hadn’t really explored any sort of power dynamic in previous relationships, but finds she quite enjoys making her boys squirm.
Porthos has always been a switch, and while he submits ever so beautifully, he gets a lot of fun out of turning the tables too.

Its the only conclusion really. Eventually the jaeger is rebuilt to be one of the rare three pilot systems. It works because Aramis has the best aim, Porthos works best in hand to hand combat, and Constance strategizes the best and uses the sword.

their fame and notoriety as the scourge of the Kaiju is only magnified by their reluctance to court the media, and of course, none of them will say a single word about their personal arrangements.

Porthos and Aramis were a couple before, of course - though people were good enough not to gossip about it outside the base - but Constance’s involvement stayed platonic for a good long while…

Not long after she drifted with Aramis though. The giggling got to Porthos and one night, he cornered them after dinner and demanded to know what was going on.

The chat went on long into the night and they all shared the bed, Constance comfortably nestled between her boys.

Just picture it the first time Aramis finds out they drifted and “I want a drift turn with Constance!” and sulking and Porthos and Constance exchange glances and give a resolute “no” together.

Eventually there’s an emergency and Aramis gets his chance. It’s not as easy with Aramis as it was with Porthos but it’s weirdly intense and neither of them will explain why - for weeks afterwards - they sometimes burst out in simultaneous giggles.

(gonna be honest if you follow this one through the logical conclusion is threesomes)

OH MY GODS isloremipsumafterall THAT IS PERFECT I CAN’T

OH MY GODS isloremipsumafterall THAT IS PERFECT I CAN’T

isloremipsumafterall:

Based on sweetlyfez's post on Porthos and Constance being Jaeger pilots together.

Most first drifts take time, memories being sorted and stuck in heads that don’t belong to them; the adjusting to an ‘us’ instead of the quiet emptiness that was a solitary ‘you’ before. The longest first drift is recorded at six minutes and forty three seconds, for brothers because even blood relations take time to get over shock. The shortest time was one minute and twelve seconds, two pilots who had never met before but clicked in a way all pilots want to.

Or that had been the shortest time until thirty three seconds ago Porthos and Constance drifted as a last minute arrangement while Aramis was out and Constance was awaiting a new partner. It’s a shock to most people; the two of them have hardly ever talked. Constance is often seen with the others but only a few people can whip up scant memories of times she’s been seen having a conversation with Porthos alone.

But the motion is so fluid, you wouldn’t even be able to tell this wasn’t a one pilot jaeger if such things could ever exist. If you saw them perform the easy walk in to battle to duck a kaiju’s punch and give a swift uppercut you’d never bet they hadn’t been doing this for years.

Speculation runs high of course, but if you question Porthos he’ll smirk and whistle as he walks away. Unless you insinuate something of Constance, then he’ll throw you against a wall and emit a growl that shakes your bones and take your words back. Constance will demand what business it is of yours, to say anything bad about Porthos is to have her flip you over the table; eyes flashing in warning.

In the quiet of the quarters however they can be found keeping Aramis company as he recovers; telling tales of what’s been going on. Try as he may Aramis may never comprehend their easy drift either. But Constance and Porthos know that the second their minds met it was like looking into a mirror. It was hardships and uphill battles of people doubting them and what they could do; it was loving fiercely and desperately and doing anything to help people; it was tempers the boiled under the surface in defense of those who could not help themselves. It was unquestionable and defiance and unwavering loyalty compounded. It was them.